Author Archives: Jud Ashman

What Did You Say?

Most people have plenty to say, and therefore talk a lot. And there are those who talk, and talk, and talk some more (but that’s a whole other issue). However, it’s one’s nonverbal communication that often speaks volumes. Things like facial expressions and body language often reveal much in a conversation. For example, you may… Continue Reading

Where Am I?

I have two big regrets in life. One is that I wish I had been born into a very wealthy family. Make that an exceptionally filthy rich family. Second, I wish I had inherited a sense of direction. I don’t mean a better sense of direction; I mean any sense at all. I can sum… Continue Reading

Oui Oui

(Oui Oui, as in French; not Wee-Wee, as in Pee-pee).   France. What a rather ungrateful country, if you ask me. Thousands of brave U.S. soldiers gave their lives to help kick out foreign invaders, who inflicted the worst kinds of tyranny on their citizens. Not only did we help them restore their freedoms, but… Continue Reading

Horsing Around

I’m not really a horse person, and I hope I don’t offend too many equestrians here, but let me just ask these questions. What century are we in? Do people really need to be carted around by horses anymore? You don’t see farmers having mules drag plows in the fields, right? Well, at least not… Continue Reading

Cars

To some, a car is simply a mode of transportation, a means to an end. That’s me. You hop in, drive to your destination and hop out. Not very complicated. However, to others a car is more than a car. It is often an extension of themselves. For instance, in the not-too-distant past, when gas… Continue Reading

Guarantees

You hear some people say there are no guarantees in life. I’m not one of those people, as there are clearly lots and lots of guarantees. Of course, we have the easy ones. I can guarantee that you WILL pay taxes, as you can only avoid them for so long. It is also positively guaranteed… Continue Reading

Federal Holidays

OK, admit it—the ten federal holidays are just another excuse to relax and take it easy. Most of them don’t really have any special significance to you, do they? Do you send birthday cards to all of the dead presidents on Presidents Day? Do you birth a bunch of babies on Labor Day? Of course… Continue Reading

The Good Book

Yes, the Bible is a very good book; and in many respects, a great book. Some people take every sentence very literally, and that’s their choice. I don’t. And that’s my choice. I hesitate to get into a religious dissertation here, so I will tread very lightly. Because I respect everyone’s religious beliefs or lack… Continue Reading

Spanking

I’ve never been a big fan of spanking. My children however, may have a different perspective on that. They have such vivid imaginations, you know. Yes, an occasional paatch on the tuchas (Google it) was not what I would call spanking. That was simply done to either get their attention or better bring my point… Continue Reading

Dream On

We all have bosses who drive us crazy. They insist on setting unrealistic deadlines and heap ridiculous demands upon us. Things like expecting us to come to work on time, to only take an hour for lunch and limiting our surfing time on the Net. The nerve of them. What’s the alternative? Well, many people… Continue Reading