I have two big regrets in life. One is that I wish I had been born into a very wealthy family. Make that an exceptionally filthy rich family. Second, I wish I had inherited a sense of direction. I don’t mean a better sense of direction; I mean any sense at all. I can sum… Continue Reading
(Oui Oui, as in French; not Wee-Wee, as in Pee-pee). France. What a rather ungrateful country, if you ask me. Thousands of brave U.S. soldiers gave their lives to help kick out foreign invaders, who inflicted the worst kinds of tyranny on their citizens. Not only did we help them restore their freedoms, but… Continue Reading
I’m not really a horse person, and I hope I don’t offend too many equestrians here, but let me just ask these questions. What century are we in? Do people really need to be carted around by horses anymore? You don’t see farmers having mules drag plows in the fields, right? Well, at least not… Continue Reading