There you were, an innocent seven-year-old, and you accidentally walked in on your mom (or dad) getting dressed. Don’t they know how to lock their door? You saw all kinds of things you didn’t want to see, and you’re traumatized for life. Try as you might, there is no way to ever erase that image. Ever. Therapy… Continue Reading
Are you like me and tired of the same old ways that wars are fought? I sure am. Shoot here, bomb there, blow away the other side’s blower-uppers. The basic tactics don’t seem to change, only the increased devastation caused by the newest weapons employed. So here’s what should be done: we need to boldly… Continue Reading
Is idle time the devil’s playground? Well, for the devil, it probably is. He (or she) doesn’t have to punch a time clock, and therefore has all the time in the world to create lots of havoc. That devilish one surely has nothing better to do. But what effect does idle time have on everyone… Continue Reading
What if we were all weather forecasters? Talk about no accountability. We could speak incessantly, using lots of big words, pointing to charts and maps, employing all kinds of cool graphics and saying mostly nothing. We could take all types of useless information and come up with very vague conclusions, which would be accepted and… Continue Reading
What does it mean when someone begins their comments or responses with “to tell you the truth” or “to be honest with you”? I guess it means that they otherwise mostly lie. Which is a very sad commentary on our society today, as those phrases have become way too familiar and accepted. For some, telling… Continue Reading
Always looking to pave the way, inundating the world with fresh new ideas, I have the answer to our international energy problem. It’s simple really: harness the immense power of the human fart. Before you become so dismissive, think about it. There has to be a way to do something productive with all of that… Continue Reading
OK, I found it, so who lost it? I’ve been searching and searching for its rightful owner, but to no avail. Putting up posters on telephone poles and handing out flyers has not worked either. I have therefore resorted to the mighty internet. Everyone is connected to the internet, and I’m hoping the rightful owner… Continue Reading
Scientists have found evidence that there was water on Mars at some point. You know what that means? It means that the Martians ran out of water and came to colonize the earth. Yes, they came here not only to survive but to thrive. My guess is that they arrived to find a planet full… Continue Reading